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What You Didn't Expect When You Were Expecting is not a parody of the bestseller What To Expect When You're Expecting. It is an outright comedic assault on it's premise. Julian Kross is a standup comic, a writer, and an asshole. All three are evident immediately from the first pages of this book's introduction.
In this hilarious take on the trials of pregnancy for both men and women, Kross attacks each topic with his trademark wit and intense humor. No punches are pulled as he attacks the opinions of Jenny McCarthy, Heidi Murkoff, and every friend that has ever given you advice about your pregnancy.
What You Didn't Expect When You Were Expecting is he pregnancy guide that is never reassuring, seldom informative, always rude, and completely and totally honest about what mothers and fathers-to-be have gotten themselves into.
A 34 year old daughter of three, Julian Kross was born in Southern Germany in 1941. A sorted childhood began when he w! as forced to escape Nazi territory by accepting a job in Nascar. When in the early 60’s it became clear he was not cut out for a career built around the mindless following of ignorance and lies he quickly jumped into a life of politics.
The social turmoil of this decade combined with the 1920’s issues with prohibition ended his political career just before he was to receive county wide recognition. Forced to choose a new line of work, Kross made it clear his goal was to be in the public spotlight by writing unpublished short stories under the pen name Harriet Tubman.
Through his research during the sexual revolution of the 1950’s he met and married his soulmate, twice. With the support of his second wife Julian was able to find the courage to overcome the adversity caused by the civil rights movement of the 1980’s. With the end of the Vaudevillian era, it became clear his only chance at a future in the entertainment industry was! in talky pictures and radio. It was that realization that fin! ally sen t Julian Kross on a clear path to become a lawn maintenance engineer or a stand up comedian.
If that’s not the information you were looking for, then here are a few more specifics. In 2002 Julian Kross became a regular performer at Todd Yohn’s Funny Bone Comedy Club in High Point, NC. It was at this club where he developed a style that has been called forceful, unrelenting, and politely charming.
Julian has appeared at Carolines on Broadway, The Laugh Factory, The Stardome, and countless other clubs all over the country.
Kross is a contributing writer for Cringe Humor, and is now based in New York City where he can occasionally be seen in one of the many comedy clubs or BBQ joints.
Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #286463 in eBooks
- Published on: 2011-12-06
- Released on: 2011-12-06
- Format: Kindle eBook
- Number of items: 1
